Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th January 2010

Dilbert//7569, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 4th January 2010

Tags

club bad decisions embarassed disguise mustache

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Welcome to Dogbert's society for people who always make bad decisions."

Dogbert says, "I'd like to thank each of you for choosing the platinum stain protection plan with your membership dues."

Dogbert says, "If your reputations gets stained by being in this group, the brochure will teach you how grow a mustache disguise."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SOCIETY FOR PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS MAKE BAD DECISIONS.

I'D LIKE TO THANK EACH OF YOU FOR CHOOSING THE PLATINUM STAIN PROTECTION PLAN WITH YOUR MEMBERSHIP DUES.

IF YOUR REPUTATION GETS STAINED BY BEING IN THIS GROUP, THE BROCHURE WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO GROW A MUSTACHE DISGUISE.

WHAT IF I ALREADY HAVE ONE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Platinum Stain Protection Plan"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a popular character from the comic strip of the same name, created by Scott Adams.
• The strip is set in a humorous and satirical tone, poking fun at the corporate world and its quirks.
• The main plot revolves around Dogbert, a character known for his manipulative and cunning nature, who is trying to sell a "Platinum Stain Protection Plan" to a group of people.
• The plan promises to protect the buyer's reputation by removing any stains or blemishes, but at a steep cost.
• The strip satirizes the idea of overpriced and unnecessary products, as well as the tendency of companies to use high-pressure sales tactics to make a sale.
• The comic strip also features other characters from the Dilbert universe, including Wally, Alice, and the Pointy-Haired Boss, who are all portrayed in their usual roles as bumbling and incompetent.
• Overall, the strip is a lighthearted and humorous commentary on the corporate world and the ways in which companies try to make a profit.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.