Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th January 2010
Dilbert//7569, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 4th January 2010
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club bad decisions embarassed disguise mustache
Official transcript
Dogbert says, "Welcome to Dogbert's society for people who always make bad decisions."
Dogbert says, "I'd like to thank each of you for choosing the platinum stain protection plan with your membership dues."
Dogbert says, "If your reputations gets stained by being in this group, the brochure will teach you how grow a mustache disguise."
originally published on dilbert.com Open source transcript WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SOCIETY FOR PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS MAKE BAD DECISIONS. collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
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I'D LIKE TO THANK EACH OF YOU FOR CHOOSING THE PLATINUM STAIN PROTECTION PLAN WITH YOUR MEMBERSHIP DUES.
IF YOUR REPUTATION GETS STAINED BY BEING IN THIS GROUP, THE BROCHURE WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO GROW A MUSTACHE DISGUISE.
WHAT IF I ALREADY HAVE ONE?