Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th February 2010

Dilbert//7616, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 20th February 2010

Tags

trash garbage man soul shamwow suck wrong towel over head steal

Official transcript

Asok says, "The word on the street is that you can help me get my soul back."

Garbage man says, "Souls are totally fungible. Use this shamwow to absorb someone else's soul while you suck on the other end."

Asok thinks, "Why does this suddenly seem so wrong?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT YOU CAN HELP ME GET MY SOUL BACK.

SOULS ARE TOTALLY FUNGIBLE. USE THIS SHAMWOW TO ABSORB SOMEONE ELSE'S SOUL WHILE YOU SUCK ON THE OTHER END.

WHY DOES THIS SUDDENLY SEEM SO WRONG?

SLURP 09

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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