Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd February 2010

Dilbert//7618, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 22nd February 2010

Tags

meeting powerpoint waste time slow motion read project emu tie pull yank strangle business

Official transcript

Man says, "I could've e-mailed you my powerpoint deck, and you could have read it in five minutes."

Man says, "But I prefer making you sit here for an hour while I read each bullet point in slow motion."

Man says, "P-o-i-n-t n-u-m-b-e-r o-n-e?"

Wally says, "Yank this as hard as you can."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I COULD HAVE EMAILED YOU MY POWERPOINT DECK, AND YOU COULD HAVE READ IT IN FIVE MINUTES.

PROJECT EMU BUT I PREFER MAKING YOU SIT HERE FOR AN HOUR WHILE I READ EACH BULLET POINT IN SLOW MOTION.

P-O-IN-T NU-MB-ER YANK THIS AS HARD AS YOU CAN

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