Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th March 2010

Dilbert//7632, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 8th March 2010

Tags

coworker request people project generic advice sitting at desk tail wagging hate angry replace inspire

Official transcript

Dogbert the Generic Manager Man says, "We need more people on the project."

Dogbert says, "Figure it out. Work smarter not harder. Make a plan. Move some things around. Adjust priorities. Just get it done. Give me a status report."

Man says, "That did nothing but make me hate you."

Dogbert says, "I can replace you with someone who will pretend to be inspired."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE GENERIC MANAGER WE NEED MORE PEOPLE ON THE PROJECT.

FIGURE IT OUT. WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER.

MAKE A PLAN. MOVE SOME THINGS AROUND.

ADJUST PRIORITIES.

JUST GET IT DONE. GIVE ME A STATUS REPORT.

THAT DID NOTHING BUT MAKE ME HATE YOU.

I CAN REPLACE YOU WITH SOMEONE WHO WILL PRETEND TO BE INSPIRED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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