Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th March 2010

Dilbert//7641, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 17th March 2010

Tags

technical issue coworker sitting in chairs facing each other software yell condescend stupid dumb dense shout sitting on couch touchy engineering

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I've been asked to explain our technical issue in terms you can understand."

Logan says, "Good."

Dilbert says, "THE SOFTWARE, IT NO WORKY!!!"

Dilbert says, "He was dense and touchy. It's a bad combination."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN ASKED TO EXPLAIN OUR TECHNICAL ISSUE IN TERMS YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.

GOOD.

THE SOFTWARE, IT NO WORKY!!!

HE WAS DENSE AND TOUCHY. IT'S A BAD COMBINATION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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