Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd March 2010

Dilbert//7647, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 23rd March 2010

Tags

party woman date hold drink invent shoulder phone old man's head soup bones scary arm out surprised run away scared dogbert trick auto-answer kiss

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "It's a shoulder phone shaped like an old man's head. I invented it myself."

Phone says, "Let's make soup from her bones, just like the others!"

Dilbert says, "I shouldn't have told Dogbert it has auto-answer."

Phone says, "Kiss me! Now!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S A SHOULDER PHONE SHAPED LIKE AN OLD MAN'S HEAD. I INVENTED IT MYSELF.

LET'S MAKE SOUP FROM HER BONES, JUST LIKE THE OTHERS!

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD DOGBERT IT HAS AUTO- ANSWER.

KISS ME!

NOW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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