Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th March 2010

Dilbert//7652, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 28th March 2010

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pants hole favorite plan b idea stand on bed surprise arms out pants witness tracking app cell phone picture walk to work lots of holes take photo technology

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Your pants have a tiny hole."

Dilbert says, "These are my favorite pants!"

Dilbert says, "I'll have to go with plan B."

Dogbert says, "Wear other pants?"

Dilbert says, "That's crazy talk."

Dilbert says, "I'll wear these and act as if the hole just happened."

Dilbert says, "Everyone knows you can't go home and change in the middle of the day."

Dilbert says, "I'll use a pants witness tracking application on my phone to keep track of who has seen the hole."

Dilbert thinks, "If I play my cards right, I can get two or three more wearings out of my favorite pants."

Wally says, "All of this just happened."

Dilbert says, "Same here."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR PANTS HAVE A TINY HOLE.

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com THESE ARE MY FAVORITE PANTS!

I'LL HAVE TO GO WITH PLAN B.

WEAR OTHER PANTS?

THAT'S CRAZY TALK.

I'LL WEAR THESE AND ACT AS IF THE HOLE JUST HAPPENED.

EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN'T GO HOME AND CHANGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.

I'LL USE A PANTS WITNESS TRACKING APPLICATION ON MY PHONE TO KEEP TRACK OF WHO HAS SEEN THE HOLE.

IF I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT, I CAN GET TWO OR THREE MORE WEARINGS OUT OF MY FAVORITE PANTS.

ALL OF THIS JUST HAPPENED.

SAME HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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