Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th March 2010
Dilbert//7652, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 28th March 2010
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pants hole favorite plan b idea stand on bed surprise arms out pants witness tracking app cell phone picture walk to work lots of holes take photo technology
Official transcript
Dogbert says, "Your pants have a tiny hole."
Dilbert says, "These are my favorite pants!"
Dilbert says, "I'll have to go with plan B."
Dogbert says, "Wear other pants?"
Dilbert says, "That's crazy talk."
Dilbert says, "I'll wear these and act as if the hole just happened."
Dilbert says, "Everyone knows you can't go home and change in the middle of the day."
Dilbert says, "I'll use a pants witness tracking application on my phone to keep track of who has seen the hole."
Dilbert thinks, "If I play my cards right, I can get two or three more wearings out of my favorite pants."
Wally says, "All of this just happened."
Dilbert says, "Same here."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
YOUR PANTS HAVE A TINY HOLE.
DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com THESE ARE MY FAVORITE PANTS!
I'LL HAVE TO GO WITH PLAN B.
WEAR OTHER PANTS?
THAT'S CRAZY TALK.
I'LL WEAR THESE AND ACT AS IF THE HOLE JUST HAPPENED.
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN'T GO HOME AND CHANGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.
I'LL USE A PANTS WITNESS TRACKING APPLICATION ON MY PHONE TO KEEP TRACK OF WHO HAS SEEN THE HOLE.
IF I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT, I CAN GET TWO OR THREE MORE WEARINGS OUT OF MY FAVORITE PANTS.
ALL OF THIS JUST HAPPENED.
SAME HERE.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Hole-y Moley"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a distinctive appearance, and his dog Dog, a small white creature with a hole in its head. The story begins with Dilbert's dog, Dog, having a hole in its head, which Dilbert finds amusing. He decides to wear pants with holes in them to match his dog's appearance, but soon realizes that he can't go out in public with his pants in such a state.
Dilbert tries to come up with a solution, suggesting that he could use a pants witness tracking application on his phone to keep track of who has seen the hole. However, his plan is foiled when he plays his cards right and gets two or three more wearings out of his favorite pants.
The comic strip ends with Dilbert and Dog standing together, both wearing pants with holes in them, and Dilbert commenting that "all of this just happened." The strip is a humorous commentary on the absurdity of life and the importance of finding creative solutions to everyday problems.
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