Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th April 2010

Dilbert//7667, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 12th April 2010

Tags

nose job health insurance surgery cloth over nose good deal veterinarian dog nose squirrel medical

Official transcript

Asok says, "Our health plan doesn't cover nose jobs, so I used the market system to bargain for a good deal."

Asok says, "I learned that a veterinarian is just like a doctor, but cheaper."

Asok says, "Do you smell a squirrel?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR HEALTH PLAN DOESN'T COVER NOSE JOBS, SO I USED THE MARKET SYSTEM TO BARGAIN FOR A GOOD DEAL.

I LEARNED THAT A VETERINARIAN IS JUST LIKE A DOCTOR, BUT CHEAPER.

DO YOU SMELL A SQUIRREL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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