Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th April 2010

Dilbert//7669, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 14th April 2010

Tags

nose job snout dog nose health insurance surgery veterinarian career match looks engineer shake hands art department medical engineering

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Our policy is to put people in careers that match their looks."

Asok says, "I thought that was a coincidence."

The Boss says, "Your botched nose job makes you too unconventional to be an engineer."

Asok says, "No!"

Woman says, "Welcome to the art department."

Man says, "Man, I wish I was brave enough to get a snout."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR POLICY IS TO PUT PEOPLE IN CAREERS THAT MATCH THEIR LOOKS.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A COINCIDENCE.

YOUR BOTCHED NOSE JOB MAKES YOU TOO UNCONVENTIONAL TO BE AN ENGINEER.

NO!

WELCOME TO THE ART DEPARTMENT.

MAN, I WISH I WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO GET A SNOUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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