Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th April 2010

Dilbert//7671, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 16th April 2010

Tags

nose job homeopathy art department annoyed irrational hurt feelings scorpios horoscope astrologer mean insult snout dog nose

Official transcript

Asok in the art department Man says, "Maybe you could try homeopathy to fix your botched nose job."

Asok says, "Maybe you could try homeopathy to fix your irrational belief in things that have no scientific basis."

Man says, "You sort of hurt my feelings there."

Asok says, "Didn't your astrologer warn you about Scorpios?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK IN THE ART DEPARTMENT MAYBE YOU COULD TRY HOMEOPATHY TO FIX YOUR BOTCHED NOSE JOB.

MAYBE YOU COULD TRY HOMEOPATHY TO FIX YOUR IRRATIONAL BELIEF IN THINGS THAT HAVE NO SCIENTIFIC BASIS.

YOU SORT OF HURT MY FEELINGS THERE.

DIDNT YOUR ASTROLOGER WARN YOU ABOUT SCORPIOS?

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