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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th April 2010

Dilbert//7671, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 16th April 2010


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nose job homeopathy art department annoyed irrational hurt feelings scorpios horoscope astrologer mean insult snout dog nose


Official transcript

Asok in the art department Man says, "Maybe you could try homeopathy to fix your botched nose job."

Asok says, "Maybe you could try homeopathy to fix your irrational belief in things that have no scientific basis."

Man says, "You sort of hurt my feelings there."

Asok says, "Didn't your astrologer warn you about Scorpios?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ASOK IN THE ART DEPARTMENT MAYBE YOU COULD TRY HOMEOPATHY TO FIX YOUR BOTCHED NOSE JOB.

MAYBE YOU COULD TRY HOMEOPATHY TO FIX YOUR IRRATIONAL BELIEF IN THINGS THAT HAVE NO SCIENTIFIC BASIS.

YOU SORT OF HURT MY FEELINGS THERE.

DIDNT YOUR ASTROLOGER WARN YOU ABOUT SCORPIOS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Homeopathy for Irrational Beliefs"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and skepticism.
  • Dilbert is approached by an art department employee who suggests trying homeopathy to fix his "botched nose job."
  • Dilbert responds by asking if the employee could try homeopathy to fix his irrational belief in things with no scientific basis.
  • The employee becomes defensive and hurt, revealing that they are a Scorpio and are warned about scorpios.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using homeopathy to fix irrational beliefs and the employee's defensiveness.

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