Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st April 2010

Dilbert//7676, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 21st April 2010

Tags

email document attachment attitude cross arms care about time pay stub smile psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Did you review the document I emailed?"

Coworker says, "I don't read attachments."

Coworker says, "Attachments say you don't care enough about my time to summarize a document."

Dilbert says, "I brought my pay stub to prove that my time is worth more than yours."

Coworker says, "Well-played."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU REVIEW THE DOCUMENT I EMAILED?

I DON'T READ ATTACHMENTS.

ATTACHMENTS SAY YOU DON'T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT MY TIME TO SUMMARIZE A DOCUMENT.

I BROUGHT MY PAY STUB TO PROVE THAT MY TIME IS WORTH MORE THAN YOURS.

WELL- PLAYED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Attachments"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a meeting where a man is asked to review a document he was emailed. He responds that he didn't read the attachments, claiming that he doesn't care enough about his time to summarize the document.

The man then brings his pay stub to prove that his time is worth more than the other person's, stating, "Well-played." The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the situation, highlighting the ridiculousness of the man's response and the waste of time spent in meetings.

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