Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st April 2010

Dilbert//7676, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 21st April 2010

Tags

email document attachment attitude cross arms care about time pay stub smile psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Did you review the document I emailed?"

Coworker says, "I don't read attachments."

Coworker says, "Attachments say you don't care enough about my time to summarize a document."

Dilbert says, "I brought my pay stub to prove that my time is worth more than yours."

Coworker says, "Well-played."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU REVIEW THE DOCUMENT I EMAILED?

I DON'T READ ATTACHMENTS.

ATTACHMENTS SAY YOU DON'T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT MY TIME TO SUMMARIZE A DOCUMENT.

I BROUGHT MY PAY STUB TO PROVE THAT MY TIME IS WORTH MORE THAN YOURS.

WELL- PLAYED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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