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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th April 2010

Dilbert//7683, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 28th April 2010


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customer service credit card expense reimbursement late fees punish devil hell rock sit at computer


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "It takes you two months to process my company credit card expense reimbursement."

Dilbert says, "So I get in trouble every month for incurring late fees."

Dilbert says, "Why must I be punished for your incompetence?"

Devil says, "Apparently I'm awesome."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT TAKES YOU TWO MONTHS TO PROCESS MY COMPANY CREDIT CARD EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENT.

SO I GET IN TROUBLE EVERY MONTH FOR INCURRING LATE FEES.

WHY MUST I BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR INCOMPETENCE?

APPARENTLY I'M AWESOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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