Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th May 2010

Dilbert//7694, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 9th May 2010

Tags

lunch date happy pump fists annoyed inconvenient two musketeers face forward plan ruined

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Amber, would you like to go to lunch with me?"

Amber says, "Sure!"

Dilbert thinks, "Yes!!! I'm in!"

Amber says, "Do you mind if we bring Bob? I need to talk to him about his project."

Dilbert says, "Well, that would be?"

Amber says, "Hey, Bob. Meet us in the lobby."

Amber says, "Look at us! We're like the two Musketeers, plus Dilbert."

Dilbert says, "There were three musketeers."

Amber says, "I'm pretty sure there were two."

Amber says, "Wait... I just remembered I have a conference call at noon. You two go ahead without me."

Bob says, "We're like the one musketeer."

Dilbert says, "Just eat."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com AMBER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO LUNCH WITH ME?

YES!!!

I'M IN!

enem DO YOU MIND IF WE BRING BOB?

I NEED TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT HIS PROJECT.

WELL, THAT WOULD BE...

HEY, BOB MEET US IN THE LOBBY.

JUNL LOOK AT US! WE'RE LIKE THE TWO MUSKETEERS, PLUS DILBERT.

THERE WERE THREE MUSKETEERS.

I'M PRETTY SURE THERE WERE TWO.

WAIT.

.. I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE A CONFERENCE CALL AT NOON. YOU TWO GO AHEAD WITHOUT ME.

WERE LIKE THE ONE MUSKETEER.

JUST EAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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