Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th June 2010

Dilbert//7730, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 14th June 2010

Tags

upgrade cellphone clerk sport chair laptop stare

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I'd like to waste the better part of my afternoon trying to upgrade my phone."

Dilbert says, "I'll just set up my sport chair, and use my laptop while you mumble and stare at your monitor for what seems like forever."

Dilbert says, "Look at me! I'm beating your system!"

Man says, "Quiet! I'm trying to stare."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO WASTE THE BETTER PART OF MY AFTERNOON TRYING TO UPGRADE MY PHONE.

CELL E PHONES I'LL JUST SET UP MY SPORT CHAIR, AND USE MY LAPTOP WHILE YOU MUMBLE AND STARE AT YOUR MONITOR FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER.

CELL LOOK AT ME! IM BEATING YOUR SYSTEM!

QUIET! I'M TRYING TO STARE.

CELL PHONES

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