Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th June 2010

Dilbert//7740, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 24th June 2010

Tags

mishear avoid work lazy no shame pour coffee budget estimate

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Rumor has it that you're pretending to hear things wrong to avoid work."

Wally says, "It works great. The secret is to have no shame whatsoever."

Coworker says, "Wally, do you have the revised budget estimate?"

Wally says, "No, because you asked for a remized bugmet yestitet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RUMOR HAS IT THAT YOU'RE PRETENDING TO HEAR THINGS WRONG TO AVOID WORK.

IT WORKS GREAT.

THE SECRET IS TO HAVE NO SHAME WHATSOEVER.

WALLY, DO YOU HAVE THE REVISED BUDGET ESTIMATE?

NO, BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR A REMIZED BUGMET YESTITET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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