Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th July 2010

Dilbert//7764, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 18th July 2010

Tags

presentation marketing video comments finished annoyed technology false wrong angry arms out funny glare

Official transcript

Woman says, "And that's our new marketing video. We hope it will go viral."

The Boss says, "You'll have our comments by tomorrow."

Woman says, "I'm not asking for comments. The video is already finished."

Dilbert says, "The technology claims in the video are criminally inaccurate."

Woman says, "I sent the script to engineering for comments three months ago!"

Woman says, "I got an email back from someone named Wally who said it was great."

Wally says, "I thought she was asking if it was funny."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com AND THAT'S OUR NEW MARKETING VIDEO. WE HOPE IT WILL GO VIRAL.

YOULL HAVE OUR COMMENTS BY TOMORROW.

I'M NOT ASKING FOR COMMENTS. THE VIDEO IS ALREADY FINISHED THE TECHNOLOGY CLAIMS IN THE VIDEO ARE CRIMINALLY INACCURATE.

I SENT THE SCRIPT TO ENGINEERING FOR COMMENTS THREE MONTHS AGO!

I GOT AN EMAIL BACK FROM SOMEONE NAMED WALLY WHO SAID IT WAS GREAT.

I THOUGHT SHE WAS ASKING IF IT WAS FUNNY.

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