Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th August 2010

Dilbert//7797, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 20th August 2010

Tags

new head regulator small man pocket pet head breast feed lactate kibble drinks ceo

Official transcript

CEO says, "Have you met the new head regulator for our industry?"

CEO says, "At first it was inconvenient to feed him."

CEO says, "Luckily I started lactating."

Man says, "Have you tried kibble?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE YOU MET THE NEW HEAD REGULATOR FOR OUR INDUSTRY?

AT FIRST IT WAS INCONVENIENT TO FEED HIM.

LUCKILY I STARTED LACTATING.

HAVE YOU TRIED KIBBLE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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