Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd August 2010

Dilbert//7800, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 23rd August 2010

Tags

coworker baby shower triplets gift cubicle book environment carbon footprint

Official transcript

Tina says, "We're having a baby shower for Kim on Friday."

Dilbert says, "I barely know her."

Tina says, "She's having triplets. Try to bring an appropriate gift for once."

Kim says, "It's a? book on how to lower my carbon footprint?"

Dilbert says, "You're killing us all."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WERE HAVING A BABY SHOWER FOR KIM ON FRIDAY.

I BARELY KNOW HER.

SHE'S HAVING TRIPLETS. TRY TO BRING AN APPROPRIATE GIFT FOR ONCE.

IT'S A... BOOK ON HOW TO LOWER MY CARBON FOOTPRINT?

YOU'RE KILLING US ALL.

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