Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th August 2010

Dilbert//7802, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 25th August 2010

Tags

confession schedule calendar lazy self-esteem annoyed

Official transcript

Carol says, "For the past five years I've managed your calendar based solely on what would create the least work for me."

Carol says, "It all started when you told me to use my judgment to set priorities."

Carol says, "In retrospect, you should have hired someone with low self-esteem."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS IVE MANAGED YOUR CALENDAR BASED SOLELY ON WHAT WOULD CREATE THE LEAST WORK FOR ME.

IT ALL STARTED WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO USE MY JUDGMENT TO SET PRIORITIES.

IN RETROSPECT, YOU SHOULD HAVE HIRED SOMEONE WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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