Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th August 2010

Dilbert//7804, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 27th August 2010

Tags

skill assessment lazy bad worker morning person sleepy afternoon sell stock stand on chair

Official transcript

Wally says, "I get sleepy in the afternoon. And I'm not a morning person."

Wally says, "I'm at my best for about an hour in between, which explains why I'm an exceptionally good lunch eater."

The Boss says, "How's the workforce skills assessment going?"

Catbert says, "I just sold all of my company stock."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GET SLEEPY IN THE AFTERNOON. AND I'M NOT A MORNING PERSON.

IM AT MY BEST FOR ABOUT AN HOUR IN BETWEEN, WHICH EXPLAINS WHY IM AN EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD LUNCH EATER.

HOW'S THE WORKFORCE SKILLS ASSESSMENT GOING?

I JUST SOLD ALL OF MY COMPANY STOCK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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