Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th August 2010

Dilbert//7806, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 29th August 2010

Tags

phone lunch talk about products reject woman attractive

Official transcript

Carl says, "Let's have lunch so I can tell you about our products."

Dilbert says, "No thanks."

Dilbert says, "I don't like meeting new people."

Dilbert says, "Every person I meet chips away at my freedom."

Dilbert says, "If I have lunch with you, I'll feel an obligation to return your pestering phone calls."

Dilbert says, "My lunchtime is the only chance I get during the day to scrape off the leeches."

Dilbert says, "Nothing personal."

Woman says, "Do you want to have lunch and discuss our new product line?"

Dilbert says, "Sure!"

Dilbert says, "Carl, you are totally in the wrong profession."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S HAVE LUNCH SO I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT OUR PRODUCTS.

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com I DON'T LIKE MEETING NEW PEOPLE.

EVERY PERSON I MEET CHIPS AWAY AT MY FREEDOM.

IF I HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU, I'LL FEEL AN OBLIGATION TO RETURN YOUR PESTERING PHONE CALLS.

THANKS.

MY LUNCHTIME IS THE ONLY CHANCE I GET DURING THE DAY TO SCRAPE OFF THE LEECHES.

NOTHING PERSONAL.

DO YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH AND DISCUSS OUR NEW PRODUCT LINE?

SURE!

CARL, YOU ARE TOTALLY IN THE WRONG PROFESSION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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