Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st August 2010

Dilbert//7808, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 31st August 2010

Tags

new job double workload hold papers complain exaggerate sit in chair

Official transcript

Alice says, "Did I tell you I'm doing two jobs now?"

Dilbert says, "About a million times."

Dilbert says, "You've complained about it so much that it's like a song I can't get out of my head."

Alice says, "I only found out yesterday."

Dilbert says, "I'm trying to get ahead of it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID I TELL YOU IM DOING TWO JOBS NOW?

ABOUT A MILLION TIMES.

YOU'VE COMPLAINED ABOUT IT SO MUCH THAT IT'S LIKE A SONG I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

I ONLY FOUND OUT YESTERDAY.

I'M TRYING TO GET AHEAD OF IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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