Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th September 2010

Dilbert//7814, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 6th September 2010

Tags

clean up janitor crime scene push broom deadly computer explosions

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I got transferred to our crime scene cleanup subsidiary."

Dilbert says, "I have a competitive advantage because I have the customer lists from our other subsidiaries."

Man says, "No, we haven't had any deadly computer explosions here."

Dilbert says, "I'll check back in an hour."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT TRANSFERRED TO OUR CRIME SCENE CLEANUP SUBSIDIARY.

I HAVE A COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE BECAUSE I HAVE THE CUSTOMER LISTS FROM OUR OTHER SUBSIDIARIES.

NO, WE HAVENT HAD ANY DEADLY COMPUTER EXPLOSIONS HERE.

I'LL CHECK BACK IN AN HOUR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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