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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th September 2010

Dilbert//7826, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 18th September 2010


Tags

eat lunch front rich book deal pirate illegal buy


Official transcript

Asok says, "Soon my book of pointy-haired boss quotes will be published and I will be rich."

Wally says, "It sounds great. I can't wait to get my pirated copy."

Asok says, "Or you could buy it."

Dilbert says, "I thought you said it was a book."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SOON MY BOOK OF POINTY-HAIRED BOSS QUOTES WILL BE PUBLISHED AND I WILL BE RICH.

IT SOUNDS GREAT. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY PIRATED COPY.

OR YOU COULD BUY IT.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS A BOOK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Pirated Copy"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, where Dilbert announces that his book of quotes will be published and he will be rich. The boss responds by saying he can't wait to get a pirated copy. Dilbert is shocked and asks if the boss said it was a book. The boss confirms that he did, implying that he plans to steal the book and pass it off as his own work.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert announces his book of quotes will be published and he will be rich.
  • The boss expresses his desire to get a pirated copy of the book.
  • Dilbert is shocked and asks if the boss said it was a book.
  • The boss confirms that he did, implying he plans to steal the book and pass it off as his own work.

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