Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th September 2010

Dilbert//7838, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 30th September 2010

Tags

boss employee meeting change freak out panic mouth open yell eyes closed death business medical

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Don't be afraid of change, Asok."

Asok says, "Okay. Wait. What?"

Asok says, "You subtle implication is that I should change to be more like you!"

The Boss says, "Bumpy start."

Asok says, "I choose death!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T BE AFRAID OF CHANGE, ASOK.

OKAY.

WAIT.

WHAT?

YOUR SUBTLE IMPLICATION IS THAT I SHOULD CHANGE TO BE MORE LIKE YOU!

BUMPY START.

I CHOOSE DEATH!

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