Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th October 2010

Dilbert//7848, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 10th October 2010

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Official transcript

The Boss says, "Wally, have you made any progress coding your module?"

Wally says, "Progress is difficult to measure in the software realm."

Wally says, "You could measure the lines of code I produce, but that would reward inefficiency."

Wally says, "The art of this job is binding the rare moments of inspiration to knowledge and machines."

Wally says, "In fact, just a minute ago I could feel the inspiration welling up inside me."

Wally says, "But then you interrupted me with your naive question and the moment was lost."

Wally says, "Maybe you should go back to your office and reflect on the damage you've done here today."

Wally thinks, "There goes the one person who has less of a real job than I do."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, HAVE YOU MADE ANY PROGRESS CODING YOUR MODULE?

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com PROGRESS IS DIFFICULT TO MEASURE IN THE SOFTWARE REALM.

YOU COULD MEASURE THE LINES OF CODE I PRODUCE, BUT THAT WOULD REWARD INEFFICIENCY.

THE ART OF THIS JOB IS BINDING THE RARE MOMENTS OF INSPIRATION TO KNOWLEDGE AND IN FACT, JUST A MINUTE AGO I COULD FEEL THE INSPIRATION WELLING UP INSIDE ME.

BUT THEN YOU INTERRUPTED ME WITH YOUR NAIVE QUESTION AND THE MOMENT WAS LOST.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE AND REFLECT ON THE DAMAGE YOU'VE DONE HERE TODAY.

MACHINEO.

THERE GOES THE ONE PERSON WHO HAS LESS OF A REAL JOB THAN I DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Progress is Difficult to Measure"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic comments on office life, discussing the challenges of measuring progress in software development.
• Wally, another character, asks about progress on coding a module, prompting Dilbert to express frustration with the difficulty of measuring progress in the software realm.
• Dilbert notes that progress is hard to quantify, but he has made some progress, despite feeling lost and interrupted by naive questions.
• He reflects on the damage he has done and the one person who has less of a real job than him, implying that he is struggling with the demands of his role.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of software development and the frustrations that can come with it.

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