Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd October 2010

Dilbert//7860, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 22nd October 2010

Tags

friend matrix coworker sit at computer computer expert frisky friend low standards

Official transcript

Coworker says, "I'm updating my friend resource matrix and I have a few gaps."

Coworker says, "I already have a friend with a truck, a friend who gives me free tickets, and a friend with tools."

Coworker says, "I've got openings for a computer expert friend and a frisky friend with low standards."

Dilbert says, "I'll try the computer one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M UPDATING MY FRIEND RESOURCE MATRIX AND I HAVE A FEW GAPS.

I ALREADY HAVE A FRIEND WITH A TRUCK, A FRIEND WHO GIVES ME FREE TICKETS, AND A FRIEND WITH TOOLS.

IVE GOT OPENINGS FOR A COMPUTER EXPERT FRIEND AND A FRISKY FRIEND WITH LOW STANDARDS.

I'LL TRY THE COMPUTER ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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