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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th October 2010

Dilbert//7863, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 25th October 2010


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meeting buzzword idiot intern grab tie cross eyes business


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Tradition requires that every meeting has one buzzword-babbling idiot."

Dilbert says, "We have no natural today, so Asok has graciously agreed to fill the role."

Alice says, "Good job. You're totally selling it."

Asok says, "We need a multi-platform application strategy!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TRADITION REQUIRES THAT EVERY MEETING HAS ONE BUZZWORD- BABBLING IDIOT.

WE HAVE NO NATURALS TODAY, SO ASOK HAS GRACIOUSLY AGREED TO FILL THE ROLE.

GOOD JOB.

YOU'RE TOTALLY SELLING IT.

WE NEED A MULTI- PLATFORM APPLICATION STRATEGY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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