Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th October 2010

Dilbert//7868, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 30th October 2010

Tags

employee human resources promotion raise facebook; social networks excited business

Official transcript

Catbert says, "For the past six months you've done nothing but update your Facebook page."

Catbert says, "Now we have an opening for a marketing manager for social networks and you're totally qualified. It's a huge raise and promotion."

Man says, "Crime pays! I knew it!!!"

Catbert says, "We're hoping you can lie as well as you steal."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR THE PAST SIX MONTHS YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT UPDATE YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE.

NOW WE HAVE AN OPENING FOR A MARKETING MANAGER FOR SOCIAL NETWORKS AND YOU'RE TOTALLY QUALIFIED. IT'S A HUGE RAISE AND A PROMOTION.

CRIME PAYS!

I KNEW IT!!!

WE'RE HOPING YOU CAN LIE AS WELL AS YOU STEAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing Manager"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a manager and an employee. The manager announces that the employee has been promoted to a marketing manager position for social networks and is now qualified. However, the employee is shocked to learn that the promotion comes with a condition: they must commit a crime.

Key Points:

• The manager offers the employee a promotion to a marketing manager position for social networks.
• The employee is hesitant due to the requirement to commit a crime.
• The manager emphasizes that the employee is now qualified for the position and must take advantage of the opportunity.

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