Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd November 2010

Dilbert//7871, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 2nd November 2010

Tags

work desk problems distractions arms out mouth open yell fantasy

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Are you running into any problems?"

Alice says, "Only the kind that you make worse."

The Boss says, "Name one problem that I make worse!"

Alice says, "I have too many distractions."

The Boss says, "Do you have any problems that aren't like that one?"

Alice says, "Only in my fantasies."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU RUNNING INTO ANY PROBLEMS?

ONLY THE KIND THAT YOU MAKE WORSE.

NAME ONE PROBLEM THAT I MAKE WORSE!

I HAVE TOO MANY DISTRACTIONS.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS THAT AREN'T LIKE THAT ONE?

ONLY IN MY FANTASIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Problem with Problems"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip revolves around a conversation between the main character, Dilbert, and his boss. The boss asks if Dilbert is running into any problems, to which Dilbert responds that he only makes worse problems. The boss then asks him to name one problem he makes worse, and Dilbert replies that he has too many distractions. Finally, the boss inquires if Dilbert has any problems that aren't like that one, and Dilbert responds that he only has fantasies.

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of dealing with problems and the tendency to create more issues in the workplace. It also touches on the idea that sometimes, our problems can be self-inflicted and that we may need to address our own thought patterns and behaviors to overcome them.

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