Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd November 2010

Dilbert//7871, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 2nd November 2010

Tags

work desk problems distractions arms out mouth open yell fantasy

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Are you running into any problems?"

Alice says, "Only the kind that you make worse."

The Boss says, "Name one problem that I make worse!"

Alice says, "I have too many distractions."

The Boss says, "Do you have any problems that aren't like that one?"

Alice says, "Only in my fantasies."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU RUNNING INTO ANY PROBLEMS?

ONLY THE KIND THAT YOU MAKE WORSE.

NAME ONE PROBLEM THAT I MAKE WORSE!

I HAVE TOO MANY DISTRACTIONS.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS THAT AREN'T LIKE THAT ONE?

ONLY IN MY FANTASIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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