Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th November 2010

Dilbert//7879, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 10th November 2010

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Official transcript

Dogbert the Security Consultant Dogbert says, "Anyone without an I.D. badge is assumed to be an enemy combatant."

Dogbert says, "Pounce on the intruder and shake him until his fillings fall out!"

Alice says, "How much did we pay for that advice?"

Dogbert says, "It's free. I work for the dentist across the street."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE SECURITY CONSULTANT ANYONE WITHOUT AN I.D. BADGE IS ASSUMED TO BE AN ENEMY COMBATANT.

POUNCE ON THE INTRUDER AND SHAKE HIM UNTIL HIS FILLINGS FALL OUT!

HOW MUCH DID WE PAY FOR THAT ADVICE?

IT'S FREE.

I WORK FOR THE DENTIST ACROSS THE STREET.

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