Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th November 2010

Dilbert//7879, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 10th November 2010

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Official transcript

Dogbert the Security Consultant Dogbert says, "Anyone without an I.D. badge is assumed to be an enemy combatant."

Dogbert says, "Pounce on the intruder and shake him until his fillings fall out!"

Alice says, "How much did we pay for that advice?"

Dogbert says, "It's free. I work for the dentist across the street."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE SECURITY CONSULTANT ANYONE WITHOUT AN I.D. BADGE IS ASSUMED TO BE AN ENEMY COMBATANT.

POUNCE ON THE INTRUDER AND SHAKE HIM UNTIL HIS FILLINGS FALL OUT!

HOW MUCH DID WE PAY FOR THAT ADVICE?

IT'S FREE.

I WORK FOR THE DENTIST ACROSS THE STREET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert the Security Consultant"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dogbert, a security consultant, advising a group of individuals on how to protect themselves from an intruder. He suggests they pounce on the intruder and shake him until his fillings fall out, emphasizing that anyone without an I.D. badge is assumed to be an enemy combatant. The individuals are hesitant to follow his advice, citing the cost of filling their teeth. Dogbert responds by offering his services for free, claiming he works for the dentist across the street. The strip humorously highlights Dogbert's unconventional approach to security and his willingness to take on any job, no matter how unusual.

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