Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th November 2010

Dilbert//7898, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 29th November 2010

Tags

ceo monkey training successor groom worry bug eat fur animals

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "We have a problem. Our CEO is grooming a winged monkey as his successor."

Alice says, "When you say, 'grooming,' I hope you meant training."

Monkey says, "I felt something move right here."

CEO says, "Ho ho! Last one. I'm stuffed."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

OUR CEO IS GROOMING A WINGED MONKEY AS HIS SUCCESSOR.

"GROOMING I HOPE YOU MEAN TRAINING.

I FELT SOMETHING MOVE RIGHT HERE.

HO HO!

LAST ONE. I'M STUFFED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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