Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st December 2010

Dilbert//7900, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 1st December 2010

Tags

facebook social network coworker pay money prostitute frienditute

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Amber, I'll pay you $500 a month to pretend to be my friend on Facebook."

Dilbert says, "All you need to do is leave me a public message every once in a while."

Amber says, "That would make me a?"

Dilbert says, "Frienditute. But it's better if we don't name it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AMBER, I'LL PAY YOU $500 A MONTH TO PRETEND TO BE MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK.

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS LEAVE ME A PUBLIC MESSAGE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

THAT WOULD MAKE ME A..

FRIENDITUTE.

BUT IT'S BETTER IF WE DON'T NAME IT.

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