Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th December 2010

Dilbert//7924, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 25th December 2010

Tags

mental gifting sweater tool stupid sweater

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Are you ready to do mental gifting?"

Dogbert says, "You go first."

Dilbert says, "I imagine giving you a sweater that doesn't fit."

Dogbert says, "I imagine giving you a tool that you already have."

Dilbert says, "Merry Christmas, Dogbert."

Dogbert says, "Stupid sweater."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU READY TO DO MENTAL GIFTING?

YOU GO FIRST.

I IMAGINE GIVING YOU A SWEATER THAT DOESNT FIT.

I IMAGINE GIVING YOU A TOOL THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, DOGBERT.

STUPID SWEATER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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