Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th January 2011
Dilbert//7937, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 7th January 2011
Tags
computer software ignorance (knowledge) managers & supervisors business
Official transcript
The Boss says, "I hired a consultant to help us evolve our products to cloud computing."
Dogbert says, "Blah blah cloud. Blah blah cloud. Blah blah cloud. Blah blah cloud."
The Boss says, "It's as if your'e a technologist and a philosopher all in one!"
Dogbert says, "blah blah platform."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I HIRED A CONSULTANT TO HELP US EVOLVE OUR PRODUCTS TO CLOUD COMPUTING.
BLAH BLAH CLOUD.
BLAH BLAH CLOUD.
BLAH BLAH CLOUD BLAH BLAH CLOUD.
IT'S AS IF YOU'RE A TECHNOLOGIST AND A PHILOSOPHER ALL IN ONE!
BLAH BLAH PLATFORM.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Cloud Computing Confusion"
Summary:
The comic strip revolves around a consultant hired to help a company transition to cloud computing. The consultant is met with confusion and skepticism by the company's employees, who are unfamiliar with the concept of cloud computing.
Key Points:
- A consultant is hired to help the company transition to cloud computing.
- The employees are confused and skeptical about the concept of cloud computing.
- The consultant uses technical jargon to explain the benefits of cloud computing, but the employees remain unconvinced.
- The consultant becomes frustrated and resorts to using humor to try to win over the employees.
- The employees are still confused and skeptical, but the consultant is determined to make the transition a success.
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