Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th January 2011

Dilbert//7948, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 18th January 2011

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losers meetings sales personnel sell to customers winners sell low quota levels ch ching dance

Official transcript

Dogbert's Sales Training Seminar Dogbert says, "Losers sell to customers."

Dogbert says, "Winners sell the idea of low quota levels to their own bosses."

Dogbert says, "Now everyone do the cha-ching dance!"

Dogbert's Sales Training Seminar

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S SALES TRAINING SEMINAR LOSERS SELL TO CUSTOMERS.

WINNERS SELL THE IDEA OF LOW QUOTA LEVELS TO THEIR OWN BOSSES.

LOW...

LOW NOW EVERYONE DO THE CHA-CHING DANCE!

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