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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th February 2011

Dilbert//7970, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 9th February 2011


Tags

mobile (cell) phones text message auto correction feature weather holds rude fresco auto correction feature


Official transcript

Wally says, "I got your text message and I burped the grope plow armistice as you requested."

Dilbert says, "Maybe you should turn off the auto-correction feature on your phone."

Wally says, "If the weather holds, I'll flail the rude fresco tomorrow."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I GOT YOUR TEXT MESSAGE AND I BURPED THE GROPE PLOW ARMISTICE AS YOU REQUESTED.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN OFF THE AUTO- CORRECTION FEATURE ON YOUR PHONE.

IF THE WEATHER HOLDS, I'LL FLAIL THE RUDE FRESCO TOMORROW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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