Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th February 2011

Dilbert//7970, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 9th February 2011

Tags

mobile (cell) phones text message auto correction feature weather holds rude fresco auto correction feature

Official transcript

Wally says, "I got your text message and I burped the grope plow armistice as you requested."

Dilbert says, "Maybe you should turn off the auto-correction feature on your phone."

Wally says, "If the weather holds, I'll flail the rude fresco tomorrow."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT YOUR TEXT MESSAGE AND I BURPED THE GROPE PLOW ARMISTICE AS YOU REQUESTED.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN OFF THE AUTO- CORRECTION FEATURE ON YOUR PHONE.

IF THE WEATHER HOLDS, I'LL FLAIL THE RUDE FRESCO TOMORROW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Grope Plow Armistice"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of coworkers in a meeting, with one employee requesting that the "grope plow armistice" be turned off on their phone. The other employees are confused by the request, and the conversation devolves into absurdity as they try to understand what the term means. The strip pokes fun at the idea of workplace meetings and the challenges of communicating effectively in a professional setting.

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