Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th February 2011

Dilbert//7973, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 12th February 2011

Tags

dating inventions dead end job developing an app spare time lottery ticket odds of success relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "It might look as if I'm in a dead-end job, but I'm developing an app in my spare time."

Woman says, "Here's a lottery ticket. I just doubled your odds of success."

Woman says, "I bought two for myself so I don't need to make an app."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT MIGHT LOOK AS IF I'M IN A DEAD-END JOB, BUT I'M DEVELOPING AN APP IN MY SPARE TIME.

HERE'S A LOTTERY TICKET. I JUST DOUBLED YOUR ODDS OF SUCCESS.

I BOUGHT TWO FOR MYSELF SO I DONT NEED TO MAKE AN APP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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