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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th March 2011

Dilbert//8003, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 14th March 2011


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apathy executives work ethic enginner no budget emailed ceo social network global supply chain


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SO...YOU EMAILED OUR CEO AND ASKED FOR FUNDS TO BUILD A SOCIAL NETWORK FOR OUR GLOBAL SUPPLY CHAIN.

NO ONE WANTS THAT.

BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD, SO HE MOVED ALL OF OUR PROJECT FUNDING TO YOUR DUMB IDEA.

AND..

YOU WILL PRODUCE NOTHING.

SAID THE ENGINEER WITH NO BUDGET.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "No Budget, No Problem"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between the CEO and an engineer. The CEO requests that the engineer build a social network for the global supply chain, but with no budget allocated. The engineer responds by saying that he will produce nothing, as there is no budget to work with. The CEO is left frustrated, realizing that he has been outsmarted by the engineer's clever response.

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