Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th March 2011

Dilbert//8003, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 14th March 2011

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apathy executives work ethic enginner no budget emailed ceo social network global supply chain

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SO...YOU EMAILED OUR CEO AND ASKED FOR FUNDS TO BUILD A SOCIAL NETWORK FOR OUR GLOBAL SUPPLY CHAIN.

NO ONE WANTS THAT.

BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD, SO HE MOVED ALL OF OUR PROJECT FUNDING TO YOUR DUMB IDEA.

AND..

YOU WILL PRODUCE NOTHING.

SAID THE ENGINEER WITH NO BUDGET.

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