Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th March 2011

Dilbert//8007, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 18th March 2011

Tags

laziness meetings telephones returned calls tragus phone research on excuses useless big difference

Official transcript

Coworker says, "Why haven't you returned my calls?"

Wally says, "I tried, but when I put the phone to my ear, it pressed my tragus over my ear hole and I couldn't hear a thing."

Coworker says, "Do you do research on your excuses before meetings?"

Wally says, "I'm not lazy, I'm useless. There's a big difference."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY HAVEN'T YOU RETURNED MY CALLS?

I TRIED, BUT WHEN I PUT THE PHONE TO MY EAR, IT PRESSED MY TRAGUS OVER MY EAR HOLE AND I COULDN'T HEAR A THING.

DO YOU DO RESEARCH ON YOUR EXCUSES BEFORE MEETINGS?

IM NOT LAZY, IM USELESS.

THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.

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