Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd March 2011

Dilbert//8011, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 22nd March 2011

Tags

managers & supervisors secretaries (office) work ethic filling in for boss workstation vacation being in charge pverarted martini glass drinking umbrella in drink secretary business

Official transcript

Alice says, "I'm filling in for your boss this week, and I need twenty copies."

Carol says, "That's not how it works. When he's out of the office I take a workstation vacation."

Alice says, "I don't like being in charge."

Carol says, "I hear it's overrated."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M FILLING IN FOR YOUR BOSS THIS WEEK, AND I NEED TWENTY COPIES.

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. WHEN HE'S OUT OF THE OFFICE I TAKE A WORKSTATION VACATION.

I DON'T LIKE BEING IN CHARGE.

I HEAR IT'S OVERRATED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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