Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd April 2011

Dilbert//8023, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 3rd April 2011

Tags

executives interviews ceo's interview series company priftable credit overpaid and useless dumb employees highest bidder blackmail interview

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "I don't like people."

Dogbert says, "What makes your company so profitable?"

CEO says, "I give all of the credit to our fine employees."

Dogbert says, "Is that another way of saying you're overpaid and useless?"

CEO says, "Um... no. I'm their leader. I set the direction."

Dogbert says, "Because the employees are too dumb to set their own direction?"

CEO says, "No! They're smart!"

Dogbert says, "But not as smart as you?"

CEO says, "Who's going to see this?"

Dogbert says, "No one, assuming you're the highest bidder."

Dogbert's CEO Interview Series

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S CEO INTERVIEW SERIES I DON'T LIKE PFOPLE DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com WHAT MAKES YOUR COMPANY SO PROFITABLE?

I GIVE ALL OF THE CREDIT TO OUR FINE EMPLOYEES.

IS THAT ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING YOU'RE OVERPAID AND USELESS?

UM... NO. I'M THEIR LEADER. I SET THE DIRECTION.

BECAUSE THE EMPLOYEES ARE TOO DUMB TO SET THEIR OWN DIRECTION?

NO!

THEYRE SMART!

BUT NOT AS SMART AS YOU?

WHO'S GOING TO SEE THIS?

NO ONE, ASSUMING YOU'RE THE HIGHEST BIDDER.

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