Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th April 2011

Dilbert//8025, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 5th April 2011

Tags

libertarianism taxidermy critter con humans stuffed humans breathing humans two critter special

Official transcript

Alice says, "I'd like a quote for taxidermy on this critter."

Man says, "The law says I can't stuff humans, especially when they're still breathing."

Man says, "But I believe in small government, so roll him to the back."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE A QUOTE FOR TAXIDERMY ON THIS CRITTER.

TWO CRITTER SPECIAL!

THE LAW SAYS I CAN'T STUFF HUMANS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE STILL BREATHING.

BUT I BELIEVE IN SMALL GOVERNMENT, SO ROLL HIM TO THE BACK.

TWO CRITTER SPECIAL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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