Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th April 2011

Dilbert//8027, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 7th April 2011

Tags

engineers managers & supervisors ventriloquism finishing projects early powerpoint presentation executive retreat dead boss hand puppet business

Official transcript

Man says, "The engineering department is finishing all of their projects early and we don't know why."

CEO says, "Tell them to do a powerpoint presentation at the next executive retreat to share their methods."

Asok says, "Now it's my turn to use the dead boss hand puppet!"

Alice says, "Uh-oh."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT IS FINISHING ALL OF THEIR PROJECTS EARLY AND WE DON'T KNOW WHY.

TELL THEM TO DO A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION AT THE NEXT EXECUTIVE RETREAT TO SHARE THEIR METHODS.

NOW IT'S MY TURN TO USE THE DEAD BOSS HAND PUPPET!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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