Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th April 2011

Dilbert//8029, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 9th April 2011

Tags

inventions managers & supervisors portal parallel uiverse more prodcutive universe cops alice killed boss business

Official transcript

Asok says, "I created a portal to a parallel universe. My success was possible because Alice killed our boss so we are all more productive."

Alice says, "Step aside. The cops have been sniffing around and I need something from the other universe."

Alice says, "Look on the bright side, Asok. Some other universe just got a lot more productive."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CREATED A PORTAL TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE. MY SUCCESS WAS POSSIBLE BECAUSE ALICE KILLED OUR BOSS SO WE ARE ALL MORE PRODUCTIVE.

STEP ASIDE. THE COPS HAVE BEEN SNIFFING AROUND AND I NEED SOMETHING FROM THE OTHER UNIVERSE.

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, ASOK. SOME OTHER UNIVERSE JUST GOT A LOT MORE PRODUCTIVE.

GAAA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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