Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th April 2011

Dilbert//8029, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 9th April 2011

Tags

inventions managers & supervisors portal parallel uiverse more prodcutive universe cops alice killed boss business

Official transcript

Asok says, "I created a portal to a parallel universe. My success was possible because Alice killed our boss so we are all more productive."

Alice says, "Step aside. The cops have been sniffing around and I need something from the other universe."

Alice says, "Look on the bright side, Asok. Some other universe just got a lot more productive."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CREATED A PORTAL TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE. MY SUCCESS WAS POSSIBLE BECAUSE ALICE KILLED OUR BOSS SO WE ARE ALL MORE PRODUCTIVE.

STEP ASIDE. THE COPS HAVE BEEN SNIFFING AROUND AND I NEED SOMETHING FROM THE OTHER UNIVERSE.

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, ASOK. SOME OTHER UNIVERSE JUST GOT A LOT MORE PRODUCTIVE.

GAAA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Parallel Universe Success"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, who creates a portal to a parallel universe. He achieves success in this new reality, where his boss, Alice, has been eliminated. However, he soon realizes that the cops have been sniffing around and are searching for something from the other universe.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's Success: Dilbert's success is attributed to the elimination of his boss, Alice.
• Cops' Investigation: The cops are searching for something from the other universe.
• Dilbert's Concern: Dilbert is concerned about the cops' investigation and its potential impact on his success.

Overall:

The comic strip humorously explores the consequences of creating a parallel universe and the challenges that come with it. It highlights Dilbert's desire for success and his willingness to take risks to achieve it, even if it means dealing with unexpected complications.

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