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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th April 2011

Dilbert//8032, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 12th April 2011


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computers & peripherals fraternization friends with ghots ghandi ghost personal page ghosts heaven internet & world wide web llincoln satellite pictures social media social network technology


Official transcript

Dogbert: Our new product will be a social network for people who want to be friends with ghosts. We'll post satellite pictures on each ghost's personal page and say the photos were taken from heaven. Man: Abraham Lincoln posted new pictures. Woman: I'm chatting with Gandhi! Later.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR NEW PRODUCT WILL BE A SOCIAL NETWORK FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH GHOSTS.

WELL POST SATELLITE PICTURES ON EACH GHOST'S PERSONAL PAGE AND SAY THE PHOTOS WERE TAKEN FROM HEAVEN.

CLICK LATER ABRAHAM LINCOLN POSTED NEW PICTURES.

I'M CHATTING WITH GANDHI!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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