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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th April 2011

Dilbert//8037, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 17th April 2011


Tags

business ethics language best shore off shore some countries better than others racists


Official transcript

Boss: And we plan to bestshore the production. Dilbert: What? Boss: We say bestshore now instead of offshore. Dilbert: Is that because we never tried to pick the best shore until now? Boss: Of course we tried to pick the best shore! Dilbert: But we never succeeded because we're incompetent? Boss: All I'm saying is that some countries are better than others! Wally: We're racists?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AND WE PLAN TO BESTSHORE THE PRODUCTION.

WHAT?

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com WE SAY BESTSHORE NOW INSTEAD OF OFFSHORE.

IS THAT BECAUSE WE NEVER TRIED TO PICK THE BEST SHORE UNTIL NOW?

OF COURSE WE TRIED TO PICK THE BEST SHORE!

BUT WE NEVER SUCCEEDED BECAUSE WE'RE INCOMPETENT?

ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT SOME COUNTRIES ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS!

WE'RE RACISTS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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