Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd June 2011

Dilbert//8083, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 2nd June 2011

Tags

absurdly complicated financial model absenteeism error excel sheet stock holders poison cafeteria

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO YOUR ABSURDLY COMPLICATED FINANCIAL MODEL, WE CAN DOUBLE REVENUE BY INCREASING ABSENTEEISM.

TO BE FAIR, THERE MIGHT BE AN ERROR OR TWO IN THE EXCEL SPREADSHEET.

MAYBE. BUT I THINK I OWE IT TO OUR STOCKHOLDERS TO POISON THE CAFETERIA JUST TO BE SURE.

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