Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th August 2011

Dilbert//8153, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 11th August 2011

Tags

business ethics taxes sociopth victimless crime insider information hedge fund split profit tax people

Official transcript

Dogbert: The great thing about being a sociopath is that everything feels like a victimless crime. If you give me some insider information for my hedge fund, I'll split the profit with you. Think of it as a tax on people you don't know. CEO: That's the best kind!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE GREAT THING ABOUT BEING A SOCIOPATH IS THAT EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE A VICTIMLESS CRIME.

IF YOU GIVE ME SOME INSIDER INFORMATION FOR MY HEDGE FUND, I'LL SPLIT THE PROFIT WITH YOU.

THINK OF IT AS A TAX ON PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S THE BEST KIND!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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