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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th September 2011

Dilbert//8179, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 6th September 2011


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office workers job interview work long hours 14 hour days bad descions bad decision maker good communicator


Official transcript

Alice: Can you work long hours if needed? Man: Yes. It's normal for me to work 14 hours a day. Alice: Research shows that working long hours causes people to make bad decisions. So we know you're a bad decision maker. Are you a good communicator? Man: Is the right answer "no"? Interview

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN YOU WORK LONG HOURS IF NEEDED?

INTERVIEW YES. IT'S NORMAL FOR ME TO WORK 14 HOURS A DAY.

RESEARCH SHOWS THAT WORKING LONG HOURS CAUSES PEOPLE TO MAKE BAD DECISIONS. SO WE KNOW YOU'RE A BAD DECISION MAKER.

ARE YOU A GOOD COMMUNICATOR?

IS THE RIGHT ANSWER "NO"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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